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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
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Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife
by herobean5836 April 25, 2022
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craig the hedgehog

creglet, bomb ass boy, gets pussay
yo im craig the hedgehog!
by hamzahbob May 14, 2018
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Matilda Hedgehog

Basically the Matilda 3, but with 7 rockets at the back for anti-tank purposes. There were a few of them built and they were used by Australia.
Tamey: I think the British Matilda is da best!11!!
Aero: Honestly, I like the Matilda Hedgehog more.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 26, 2023
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Todoku the hedgehog

He is a hedgehog character that is stylized to look like Sonic, but he's a lot different.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:

- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers

- Life (yeah literally)

- Google

- Mario and other powerless idiots

He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:

- Hatsune Miku

- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)

He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.
Todoku the hedgehog is my favorite YouTuber.
by Todoku January 29, 2024
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gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle
Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog
by Mel111111 April 17, 2007
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Ran-over hedgehog

A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.
"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"
by Big mugger June 20, 2022
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