There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023

A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.
Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021

A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.
by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings
by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

He is a hedgehog character that is stylized to look like Sonic, but he's a lot different.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:
- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers
- Life (yeah literally)
- Google
- Mario and other powerless idiots
He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:
- Hatsune Miku
- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)
He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:
- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers
- Life (yeah literally)
- Mario and other powerless idiots
He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:
- Hatsune Miku
- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)
He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.
by Todoku January 29, 2024
