Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

Hen Hen

A Hen Hen is an abreviation for 'Jack Hennessy.' He is a close look alike to Sam Hepburn.

X: Have you seen Hen Hen today?
Y: Nah he probably went to the pub with Hepburn.

by MrSimpson69420 June 14, 2021

throw to the hens

to be placed into a catogory of people (typically old) who are out of touch with society

Grandpa doesn't understand any new slang. Time to throw him to the hens

by John Hendebroonter September 29, 2004

horsy-hen

A horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a hen

As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsy-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers

by varin October 1, 2025

horsy-hen

A horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a hen

As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsy-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers

by varin October 1, 2025

Horsey-Hen

A Horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a Hen .

it's a Horsey-Hen
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As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsey-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers

by varin October 1, 2025

Mother hen

The sober person, usually the "designated driver" of the group who is in charge of keeping his friends from making a complete fool of themselves.

Selena was our mother hen last night. She stopped all of us from making complete fools of ourselves.

by Brutus1503 May 27, 2023