Hedgehog

When your five o’clock pussy shadow pokes they your panties.

My hedgehog needs a trim.

by The Asian Nugget December 13, 2020

Wessex Backpoo-Hedgehog

the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on

Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks

by Nascimento June 4, 2018

craig the hedgehog

creglet, bomb ass boy, gets pussay

yo im craig the hedgehog!

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016

Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.

Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings

by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021

gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle

Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog

by Mel111111 April 17, 2007

Ran-over hedgehog

A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.

"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022