Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023

Sneaking and geeking

The act of getting it on. To go out and have your partner give you brains 🧠 , head, dome, to get topped off or to top them off, sucking, licking, bitting, spitting on it, tonging it up, sloppy toppy on all private areas then French kiss eachother. To get high and sex. Sneaking and geeking could lead to making babies

To sneaky link in my geek. Showing great skills with your mouth to make orgasm in the mouth. To hide my other head dicC inside of all her holes and repeat until everything is cream filled. To share with your friends and play fam great pleasure. To reach a new level. To gain all access. To knock some sense into each other using big head or little head for penetration. To get paid to school them sexually. To help them cheat like a test on their partner or when your partner breaks the rules with you sexually. When you have orgasms well your the highest in the room. Sneaking and geeking on yall.

by DonittoForTheRecord May 12, 2024

Drive by greeting

An annoying form of greeting that is pointless and does not invite more conversation. Typically done when someone is crossing another person's path.

"hey how you doing"
"Good"
The only response that you can give in the time given to respond to a drive by greeting

by LadyLilith December 19, 2024

piggyback birthday greeting

A piggyback birthday greeting is when someone wishes you a Happy Birthday on social media such as Facebook and another person leaves a Happy Birthday reply to that person's greeting (usually no relation or association to the person that made the original greeting) which to is the digital equivalent of signing someone else's physical birthday card who has no relation to you and you not getting your own card. It also throws off the birthday greeting count that Facebook provides.

I can't believe how many people don't know how to click on the Happy Birthday link on Facebook...they just leave a piggyback birthday greeting on someone's else's greeting that they have no relationship with. That's like signing someone else's birthday card!

by direct007a June 25, 2025