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Gobbly Gook

When your Asian boyfriend busts a nut in your mouth or conversely, a nut is busted in an Asian woman's mouth.
I could only think of egg drop soup while I was being Gobbly Gooked.
by get2it March 5, 2015
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gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
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Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger
Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.
by Oneandahole December 16, 2021
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018
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Fancy gobbles

Giving oral sex while stroking a penis with your pinky finger extended.
She surprised me with the Fancy Gobbles last night...
What do you know about Fancy Gobbles? ...
by $r&Nb September 12, 2020
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