MY FUCKING CAT

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017

batshit fucking insane

The hyperbolic end of insanity.

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.

by spiraling February 14, 2005

Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

by zguy September 26, 2009

Cheek Fucking

The act of pushing the butt cheeks together and having sex with them without penetration. (must have a descent ass)

"She said she wasn't down for anal so I just pushed that ghetto booty together and went to town Cheek Fucking her."

by J G van Gass August 2, 2008

fucking off

A phrase you use to say to someone that you're leaving. Commonly used in the South of London.

Jack: Alright mate, I'm fucking off now. I'll see you later.

by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

by saintstax March 1, 2019

God Fucking Damn It

The exclamation you say when you are extremely angry, frustrated, or both.

What you say when you really want something, but do not know how to get it. It is rather frustrating if you have never had this feeling.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! How do I solve this math problem?!?!?!?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Charlie bit me!!!

by Tom1792 May 9, 2011