friendless friend

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.

Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him

by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017

friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

Friends but nothing else

A phrase commonly used by people trying to hide the fact that they are in a secret relationship.

Wendy: So, are you two dating?
Chris: No! I've already told... we're friends but nothing else!
Wendy: Keep telling yourself that.

by Hehehe I know March 13, 2021

Concert Friends

A person or group of people you end up chatting with or befriending at a concert, that you never speak to again. You will probably just talk about said band and how great they are and compare notes as to how many times you've seen them. The friendship can begin on the beer line, on line for the bathroom or the general admission section when you are packed like sardines.

I pushed my way up to the front by myself and made concert friends that actually held my spot while I went to the beer line.

At the bar after the show we talked to randoms about how great it was and made concert friends.

In between sets we talked to the guys next to us about how awesome the band was, they made pretty cool concert friends.

by nish3010 July 31, 2011

Squeaky Friends

The friends we all have and we all love.

Sora The Troll loves to play Roblox with his Squeaky Friends.

by SquishyPumpkin September 9, 2020

Actual Friends with Benefits

People who are friends first and foremost, but also engage in sexual activity without romantic involvement. There is no intention to ever become a couple or to ever stop being friends, though the benefit of sex may stop at any time.

AWFB cannot be used in place of Fuck Buddies like how FWB is often used, as AFWB is specific to people who would still hang out as real friends if sex was no longer an option. Aka, they're actual friends.

My Actual Friends with Benefits (AFWB) was coming over to catch up on life, help me do my taxes, and bang. But then they found someone they want to start a relationship with, so now we're only catching up and doing my taxes.

by Unique Pseudonym January 12, 2021

Discord friends

Discord friends are your gameing friends that are always gameing always awake and just chilling sometimes you lose these friends and it sucks because losing friends is horrible

“You always randomly lose your discord friends without even knowing it always sucks”-some random person

by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021