Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by anonymous December 14, 2024

by x2thetina February 7, 2010

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

by anonymous October 18, 2020

by anonymous September 13, 2025

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017
