San Francisco Slammer

When a man slams his cock into your ass unknowingly to you.

So, I says to the guy, "that's no San Francisco Slammer, that's my wife!"

by Long Puggy April 29, 2009

San Francisco Treat

The act of eating 5lbs of Apple sauce and then taking exlax, then shitting on a slip and slide and going for a ride!

Yeah me and Scott just did the San Francisco treat! Talk about a mud slide!

by Josh Spoon October 25, 2007

[San francisco milkshake]

when you blend together sperm, vanilla ice cream ice and food coloring that makes a rainbow

that was a great San francisco milkshake you made

by ryan6976 January 25, 2009

San Francisco Papaya

When a Mexican dude tears up some guy's ass so hard it looks like he just cut a papaya.

Wow. Look at that guy across the street. I bet he just got San Francisco Papaya'd

by papayacutter July 12, 2009

San Francisco Microwave

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.

"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011

San Francisco Treat

Similar to the Houdini. When doing your girlfriend doggie-style, you switch out with your buddy. Now, instead of heading outside to wave to your gf, you turn around and stick it in your buddy's ass. Since everyone in SF is either openly or a closet homo, this is a treat for everyone!

Switch dude! Surprise, you just got the San Francisco Treat!

by norcalsrt March 28, 2009

San Francisco Trolley

Male homosexual sex act. A cart or dolly-like object is placed on the ground. Man (naked) kneels down on dolly. Second man mounts first from behind, placing penis within the first man's anus. By repeatedly thrusting into the anus, the second man propels the cart forward, as if it were a trolley. It is possible, either using their weight or with the first man's hands, to guide the trolley.

(Optional) For the full experience, second man should have some sort of whistle, so as to act like a train conductor.

Jesse: Dude wanna fuck?

Chad: Yeah let's try the San Francisco Trolley again.

Jesse: Only if I can be the driver. Last time you drove us into three walls and broke my nose.

Chad: What so now I'm the taker?

by iWINuFAIL March 2, 2011