Figure skating

An extremely hard sport to master. Yes it is a sport. In figure skating a skater must perform two programs. One the short program, is 2.5 minutes long and another, the long program (also know as the freeskate) is 4.25 minutes long. Skating at top speed, you must perform multiple jumps, spins, and footwork sequences. Can you do that? I didn't think so. Almost everyone, if your grown, will hold on to the wall. We call you guys, "wallhuggers". Don't go around saying figure skaters are slutty because they wear short skirts. They are only worn so that we can do split jumps, spins, and spirals. Think about the cheerleaders going around saying skating is girly because last time I checked, skaters don't run around on soft, padded floor with giant sparkly hair bows saying "Go Team!!! Woohoo!!!". I have friends that go to a school who can't wear their cheerleading uniforms to school because skirts are too short. If the skirts are to short, then why are they their uniforms? It hurts a lot more to fall on rock hard ice from four feet in the air than it does for hockey players because at least they are covered in padding.

Stop saying figure skating isn't a sport because it is. You can't jump off your toe, do four revolutions in the air, and then land cleanly. And yes it is possible. A really mean cheerleader cyber bullied my friend about the fact that she was a figure skaters and how she probably couldn't even do a cartwheel. I'm working on my front aerial and I have a friend who just got her back tuck. So if I were you, I would just accept the fact that figure skaters are some of the toughest people out there.

by amoney23 November 20, 2013

Hitler's Stealth Fighter

When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl

when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter

by t money 69 July 16, 2010

Rules of Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club

by asdfghjkasdfghkj October 27, 2008

I have not yet begun to fight

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

by falcon176 June 11, 2008

Josh Fight

The fight that happened on April 24 2021 in where people named Josh fought it out until only one was standing. Josh Won

Person 1: Did you hear about the Josh fight?
Person 2: Yeah I think Josh won

by Cupofjoe1000 April 24, 2021

Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.

Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.

by Badass WarriorFighter Survivor March 2, 2009

When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex

Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017