Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

Ethan

A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Anyone: wot did u do last weekend?
Ethan: stay inside and didn't see the sun

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

Ethan

He’s a caring loving boy who will break peoples hearts, he’s a boy who you can’t get over he is just there for you and most girls Can’t get over him he’s got a cute hair cut and blue eyes but will leave you for others but realise his mistake then you never get him back but sometimes when your lucky you do

“Oh no it’s Ethan :(“

by Egirlvibes_x October 17, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is a guy you fall in love with. He can be a total asshole but something about him makes u can’t let go. Ethans are the most attractive boys out there. If you get yourself an Ethan you’re lucky and there’s no going back. No matter how many times you end you’re never really done.

I just hung out with Ethan, I think I’m in love.

by M_vdog November 2, 2019

Ethan

The THICKEST of them all...

Wow Ethan you thicccccc!

by Master ballz September 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the best person I know. He is the coolest, and the “bestest”. He is a pro-Minecrafter. He is also the King of the North. He be the best, and I love him more than he loves me.

Ethan, I love you.

by Thiskiddo March 28, 2021