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Tim's douchebaggery

An act of a Chief executive officer, Head of marketing or a Financial officer in a company, that sets prices for their products exceedingly high to extract maximal value from customers, knowing that the company they work for is a monopolist within a very narrowly defined market and thus subjected to limited actual competition, while making it hard for authorities to enact anti-monopoly policies and lower prices for consumers through regulation.
Wow, the prices of these laptops are so high, they border on Tim's douchebaggery!
Such unusually high profits for a company in that market must surely be a sign of Tim's douchebaggery.
by slice17 October 21, 2021
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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deuchebaggery

Adjective: the way Brett Favre acts at the beginning of every season
Brett has started his deuchebaggery again. When will he ever grow up and act like a man.
by diction67 August 4, 2010
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Douchebaggier

Someone who was surpassed the level of douchebag. Someone who has outshined their prickish personality, really reached for the stars on being a F*cktard.
My Senator was the sole person to vote down the Food safety bill and the Haiti earthquake relief fund bill. "Just when I thought he couldn't get any douchebaggier, he went and got more douchebaggier."
by monkeybuttt October 2, 2010
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Duchebaggeryness

The vibe you give off when you are a duchebag
When people are asses they have that duchebaggeryness about them
by Lawdedoda May 3, 2011
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Douchejaggery

The sweet exterior of a mind that has crash-landed in the ocean of depravity
A: "What is it about him that ticks you off?" B: "His douchejaggery with people more mature than him of course"
by CantoM January 1, 2012
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Douchebaggestry

The act and art of being a douche
"What manner of douchebaggestry is this?! You fuckers have gone way too far this time!"
by FrenchCarpet-NoS February 21, 2015
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