COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
(CDD)
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 17, 2017
The boy had a sever case of Obsessive Popularity Disorder because he only cared about being popular and not about being himself.
by Aurora VonTwinklewinkle February 07, 2009
That guy has Complete Asshole Disorder.
by rockin'blob November 17, 2014
by Mattsherrell March 14, 2023
Farah has armchair warrior disorder, he spends all his time online defending inane political arguments that go nowhere.
by Åmiña Åhmëd August 28, 2012
A person that is suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder has two or more of the following symptoms present for at least a week:
1)Dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)Listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)Assumed to be homosexual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a homosexual.
4)Has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. Everything else sucks.
5)Never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)Overwhelmingly self-centered. Other people are perceived to be something less. This could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)Shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. Not original at all. This is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)Excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)Lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.
Wackass Personality Disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. Left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of Wackass Antisocial Personality Disorder.
1)Dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)Listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)Assumed to be homosexual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a homosexual.
4)Has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. Everything else sucks.
5)Never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)Overwhelmingly self-centered. Other people are perceived to be something less. This could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)Shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. Not original at all. This is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)Excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)Lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.
Wackass Personality Disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. Left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of Wackass Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Person 1: What's up with the graph paper designed shirt with the pink shorts?
Psychologist: He might be severely suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder. It's a very common disorder nowadays.
Psychologist: He might be severely suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder. It's a very common disorder nowadays.
by Sevhakop December 06, 2008
Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.
by Barizzy January 27, 2006