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Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.
Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?
by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021
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Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool
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Disease Bucket

A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.
Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!
by icebomb April 30, 2009
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Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count
Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease
by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020
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industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010
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Californian disease

virtue-signaling hypocrites who pander to everything and fetishize minorities.

Usually seen as rich socialists.

They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.

For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.

Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.

The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.
Man my favorite celebrity suddenly did a 360 with his personality, it's like he became what he ridiculed.

Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.
by Rahrsh7 November 1, 2023
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Manzheimer's Disease

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
by runamok March 19, 2010
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