80s dilf

Colin Ritman.

“Colin Ritman is an 80s dilf.”

by ypurmom.com September 4, 2021

dilf

A synonym for “milf” A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Bro my history teacher is such a dilf

by ZEEKRYDER May 17, 2021

Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)

A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

DILF

while traditionally it mean Dad I'd Like to Fuck, it also means Dealer I'd Like to Fuck

my dealer is a dilf, yeah i said it

by beanthetrashman May 19, 2021

dilf

chris perez, guitarist of los dinos, selena’s husband, and cute

man, chris perez is a real dilf, the things i’d let him do

by chris_perez_lover69 May 24, 2021

Dilf

Dilf is a word standing for the phrase Dad I’d Like (To) Fuck. Often used to describe attractive older mean mainly fathers or father figures (people who use this term are often pretty obnoxious)

Wow girl, your dads a dilf!! Let me eat a slice of that pie

by Dogballs 808 May 24, 2021

dilf

a very attractive older male who happens to be a dad. him being a dad makes him more attractive. you want to fuck him. that’s why it’s called dad i’d like to fuck. u prolly have daddy issues if dilfs are the only thing u find attractive anymore.

“my pe teachers lookin kinda cute...”

“lowkey dilf”
“daddy”

by dilflover45 May 29, 2021