Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

Suck Dick Day

Every October 20th You get to suck any guys dick without it being gay.

that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.

by Aqua_Is_Aqua October 7, 2021

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

International suck dick day

Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one

Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck

by Burrito__ March 12, 2021

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024