Dick

A thing a guy uses when he is unable too speak

Danielle:can you do the dishes
Jye:*whips the dick out*

by Whipsitout69 January 1, 2020

Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

by Sir boss November 1, 2018

Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

by Titty-Fister June 23, 2016

Dick

A dick is a the thing you pee out off and sometimes cum. Asians penis are small,white,medium,black large. Btw I'm straight

"Hey girls you see how big his dick is"

by Anonymous 100011 July 10, 2017

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015

Dick

The biggest monster cock you've ever seen!

Pulling pants down and being amazed by her dick

by Pro_handler July 16, 2020

Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

by Mr.Explosions February 20, 2020