Grandfather Cuckoo

To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.

My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.

by SCP2023 April 26, 2023

National Cuckold day

A worldwide holiday on the 8th of March once every year used to celebrate the watch history and continuation of spectatorship of the chairman of Cuckoldery, Shiv "Sticky Ricky" Bhagaloo

Person1 (Usually of black, big nose appearance): hey, Aliyah is coming over for National Cuckold Day at 7:00, be ready when se does.

Person2 (Big bald head hairy man): alright, ill be in the closet by then.

by prince swanny March 7, 2024

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018

Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest

When one cleans up by putting their mess on someone else

The dad saw that Zara had cleaned her room by putting all her toys and mess in her sister’s room. The dad said, Zara, your room is as clean as a cuckoo’s nest.

by Kimster2025 March 8, 2026