crimson crusader

Hope, guardian a man who follows the will of God.
I alone am the crimson crusader
by Devtac March 03, 2024
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Crimson Dog Bowl

The act of giving oral sex to a woman who is bleeding from her period. Typically a messy act, such as when a dog laps from a bowl.
He lapped from the crimson dog bowl last night while at the party.
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Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
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Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016
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Crimson Narancha

To violently and suddenly jab multiple (usually steel) rods into somebody, resulting in instant death.
Person 1: man, I hate these kinds of videos! There's just no effort to them!
Person 2: I know right! Really makes you wanna just Crimson Narancha the Tucker!
Person 1: ...is that some kinda sex thing?
Person 2: It can be!
by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024
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Crimson Narancha

To have your body quickly impaled on multiple (usually steel) rods in a shocking or mysterious manor that results in instant death.

The origin of the term is a reference to the method of murder used by the head of the Italian mafia to kill a 17 year old named Narancha.
Person 1: God, I hate these kinds of videos
Person 2: I know, right? Really makes you wanna give someone a "Crimson Narancha."
Person 1: Is that a sex thing?
Person 2: Not usually.
by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024
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The Crimson Diviner

Title given to the highest being on the both the mortal and spiritual plane. The ultima force that is present after death, and before birth. The perfect balance of life itself.
The Crimson Diviner? Yeah that's my god. I pray to them every night.
by NotCrimson November 25, 2021
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