Collecting Apples

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people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

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Rough sex with men including massive dildos and cock sucking

Cosmic: Hop on Classic collections vc (pls i want anal i want big fuck me in ass plzplz)

by thecrusaderman August 2, 2021

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Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break

I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!

by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018

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by Shrek the Justin January 4, 2024

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When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)

I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.

by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024

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