Bin Child

Someone who knocks over a ton of bins and trips a lot, or is well known to be clumsy, reference to AmazingPhil from Dan and Phil.

Friend: Dangit *fall over into trash can*
Phan: you're such a bin child.
Friend: wat

by Sam the amazin Magic boat July 02, 2016

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 18, 2016

smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.

Awww look at that smole child

by Pnutbutty August 19, 2017

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 14, 2022

obama child

One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist

I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.

by pieces May 10, 2014

Child Molester

A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.

A Wayne Chmelsky is a great example of a Child Molester.

by gevvst May 02, 2008