"Benjamins" Crump

America's top black ambulance chaser parasite shyster lawyer.

Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.

by Dakawn Vick April 26, 2021

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Benjamin Trifist

The act of contemporaneous consumption of three beverages at once. Typically, these beverages consist of at least one cup of coffee, one caffeine-based alcoholic drink, and one other alcoholic drink. Combinations might include a coffee, a red bull with vodka, and a beer of some sort.

Brad was rockin' the benjamin trifist the other night at Moonshadows...typical happy hour behavior if you ask me.

by wgmax January 6, 2011

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Enrique Benjamin

He is a cool person in his mama's eyes but he has no friends that ACTUALLY like him. He tries to be a good person but fail all the time. He brushes his teeth once a month but manages to smell like a frog. Overall he is ok.

Hi Enrique Benjamin, how are you?

by Swoshhhh November 11, 2016

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Mr. Benjamin

a smart-ass teacher who terrorizes the shit out of 11th and 12th graders, but is somehow lovable at the same time.
he is known to tell interesting stories about prior students and events in his life, as well as give you great advice on how to continue existing.

he is going to mean-old-men hell.

"So you're in pre-med?"
"Yeah, I have Mr. Benjamin"
"Holy shit on a stick good luck"

by asjdlfjasldfls shhhh October 25, 2012

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