by UnstableLudlow February 06, 2018
by jem1847 January 07, 2016
Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.
by Lady Fob November 11, 2020
by BENDA August 10, 2006
A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
Also: Barn spicing
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
Also: Barn spicing
by barnmucker January 15, 2011
A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016
An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”
by Billy674 July 16, 2018