Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

brendan

the worst guy you’ll ever meet. Very sweet at first then crushes your life, don’t date him.

person 1: “Man, i really like brendan”
person 2: “you shouldn’t, he’s trouble”

by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022

A Brendan

A large Bigfoot looking man

Wow that guy looks like a Brendan

by Cute Kittin April 20, 2022

Brendan Fraser

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.

Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser

by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021