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Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 7, 2023
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is
A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.
by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024
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Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"
by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022
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Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025
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The Average Anime fan

Some numpty with NO friends who sits on discord for days on end making useless arguments on a trashy discord server because they can have a power-trip and nobody can do a thing about it . They REEK of BO and they never use deodorant. Also, they shower (at max) once a week.
The Average Anime Fan loves to have a power-trip on discord.
by BreadWinner08 August 4, 2023
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The Average Shinnie

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.
Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response
by npc_ January 10, 2023
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