Australia

A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C

person 1: have you ever been to Australia?

Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate

Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.

by plz ring 0800foundyourfamily April 22, 2018

Australia

Besides the country, a way for describing the crotch and the booty.

Dude, some girl got really pissed at me and kicked me in my Australia!

by Siht no gnidaer snoitalutargno January 3, 2020

Australia

A fucking bush fire

"Australia is on fire"

"Yeah no shit Sherlock"

by Dickbooster January 14, 2020

Australia

Fire

Adelaide: yo! What is this?? This song is straight Australia

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You can also substitute the word for the flag when texting (🇦🇺)

by NonlivingOrganism January 29, 2020

Australia

A place where at least they don't have AR 15's

As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020

Australia

A place where at least they don't have AR 15's

As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020

australia johnston

a black person

hey australia johnston, your black

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020