Alphabet

Once you get to know it, it will never leave you alone. EVER.

I regret learning the alphabet

by Bictormemes June 29, 2020

alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.

Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

by Urban Toby August 24, 2020

rainbow alphabet soup

A fancy word for the LGBTQA+ community

"Since were both part of the rainbow alphabet soup we can yk"

"Layla your married "

by not your teeth June 24, 2022

alphabet squad

another name for the lgbtq+ community

guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee

by smippysnippy June 27, 2022

NATO alphabet

An alphabet that consists of words which begin with the letters of the standard English alphabet

Have you ever learned about the NATO alphabet? It goes like this: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022