Old Australia

Noun/ Adjective

Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.

First usage, Noun:

As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.

Second usage, Adjective:

“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”

by Dj Jarmilk June 7, 2022

The australia

Going down under to wipe your ass from front to back. Everything’s backwards south of the equator.

That dude looks like he wipes standing up or does the Australia.

by Certified psychopath July 19, 2025

Australia

How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!

David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday

Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 17, 2022

Virgin Australia

Absolute Robbers

Virgin Australia are absolute robbers. They charge their passengers exorbitantly.

by Wilbur4179 March 2, 2019

Australia

The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)

Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl

by dfh45trthr March 12, 2018

Australia

Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.

Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!

by 666_ October 4, 2018

the Australia

When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops

Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot

by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018