Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".

Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"

by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 3, 2019

Ned Doherty

An absolute wanker

Your such a Ned Doherty

by lwaters September 13, 2020

NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.

stay away from NED he is dangerous!!

by GERARK October 4, 2017

Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.

"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"

by myblickyuponthedressah January 31, 2024

NED

Ned is tall, nice and a cutie, he is also very smart. He is kind of a dad but will give you hugs.

Ned is a tall athletic guy but he also will steal your girl.
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!

by Garbagels November 18, 2019

1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)

get 1'ned you nn dog sit

by zerohvh December 2, 2020