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Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
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Nessly ness

Nesle and ness short for vanessa
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Ness

ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Person 1: Ness is such a cool name
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins

Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame
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Luigi-ness

The state of being of acting like, looking like, and talking like Luigi from the Super Mario Bros. series of games.
Hey dude, your Luigi-ness is on point today!
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teen-ness

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
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fuckno-ness

When someone is totally disagreeing with something so much that they have to add a ness on the end to give extra emphasis.
"dude did you kiss that slutty bitch?"
response "fuckno-ness, that thought makes me gag!"
by THENukem June 16, 2011
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non-fun-ness

The complete abscence of any fun or the action of having fun. Can apply to students suffering from abnormal amounts of tests and homework.
Can we change the subject to something more fun to take our minds off the non-fun-ness?
by :)+:)=:D October 15, 2010
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