WingsOfRedemption Cry

When someone has a WingsOfRedemption Cry it sounds like a puppy whine.

Richard: "HUAE! *dog whimpers*"

Jake: Dude, you sound like such a bitch!
Alex: Bro, how?
Jake: You got that WingsOfRedemption Cry, man! Sounding like a puppy!

by BanMeForPepsi April 10, 2023

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.

I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night

by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

crying of boredom

when your finally so fucking bored that you start crying out of boredom

person: yo are you ok why are you crying

me: yeah im just crying of boredom

by thesavagequeenP.R.M.T May 14, 2018

crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen

-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.

by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016