A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.
usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"
" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"
" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"
" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 7, 2009

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021

by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.
by mustache mat November 14, 2009

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
