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The Kaz Stache

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 7, 2009
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Stache Fam

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
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Hot belly bubble stache

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache
I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.
by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021
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Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.
My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024
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skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.
john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.
by mustache mat November 14, 2009
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March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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