A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.
Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.
by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013
Get the Jack-hagmug. An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
Get the Hag Dollmug. by bishopballs June 8, 2017
Get the rooster hagmug. When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's
Meat funnel would look like.
Meat funnel would look like.
"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
by Solomon's Grave November 10, 2013
Get the Hag Beefmug. by The Murphy January 23, 2009
Get the Hag-A-Dusmug. When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.
Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.
Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.
Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.
by Little_M August 22, 2016
Get the snag hagmug. The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
by jcooler August 31, 2012
Get the Hag reflexmug.