Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by February 25, 2023

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

The two M’s

The two M’s means Marijuana and Money

All I care about is the two M’s

by Shmokeerrday December 08, 2020

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

Two trucks worth

Having more people than one truck will hold

There were two trucks worth of Middle Eastern's in front of the hotel.

by Big Delicious April 08, 2014

Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge

by cheernation08 August 10, 2015