Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.

A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019

Zero Two

Kirby 64’s Final Boss

reincarnation of eye lord from dreamland 3

Guy 1: I love Zero Two!

Guy 2: The anime girl? Me too!

Guy 1: No. The other one. How dare you.

by SomeRobloxDude June 25, 2023

Two-Face

When you cum on only one half of a girl's face.

Yeah bro, I gave that bitch a Two-Face

by lilbitchnigga69420 March 27, 2021

two fingers up

You want to commit suicide

“He held two fingers up in his photo”
“is he ok?”

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

two man

when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked

jaden is the best at two mans 😜

by jjbbtkgkgk December 3, 2022

Two Flickies

To create a fighting game moveset based around references, even when they don't totally make sense.

Etymology: From a moveset rework video for Sonic the Hedgehog in Super Smash Bros., which suggested that his Down Smash, a splits kick, be replaced with Flickies appearing on either side of him.

For his Down Smash, two Flickies will appear by Sonic to launch nearby fighters.

by J. Slade December 23, 2024