The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 05, 2022
Danesh is a indian historian who wanted more power after taking the lives of Amir the gyat of india and karami the black blade he was full of rage he now spends his days eating curry and rice along with a side of a planet. due to danesh huge body and build he is a sigma allowing him to mew and mog the planets in our solar system danesh grows powerful everyday can we rise up and rizz his gyat before edges us all
Say look Danesh is taking the moon and crushing it and mixing it into his rice oh dear i wish damon slender was here to mew and mog danesh the destroyer of worlds
by Lucs cousin May 29, 2024
When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.
by identikit June 17, 2016
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by Moonfox230 March 02, 2024
Me: I really want to go to Super Nintendo World! But it's soooo expensive...
Someone else: It's unrealistic. Just pie in the sky.
Someone else: It's unrealistic. Just pie in the sky.
by Bignuggetmustard April 16, 2021
"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
by JustYourBoy September 12, 2017