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TightTexter 

People are are such tight arses that they try to fit as much as they can into one text so they save money.

Example:

Text- Hey, how are you? What did you do today? What time is it? When's your birthday? Do you have MSN, facebook? What's your favorite color

They ask lots of things in one text, instead of asking the questions separately because they want to save money.
Joey: Man, Michelle is such a TightTexter. She asked me like 100 things in one text.

Gary: Yeah, she's such a tight arse.

Joey: No.. The correct term, is TightTexter.
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Tight Sock 

slang for condom which has been spunked in
I'd like to force a tight sock on your head
Tight Sock by isotype January 13, 2011
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tigerblood 

A part of the Charlie Sheen's rant/meme "#WINNING" also involving his twitter account which holds the Guiness World record for making 1.2 million followers in 25 hours, joining in March 1 2011, in a matter of minutes even without tweeting gaining about 60 000 "subscribers" .

Also tigerblood is the blood that happens to run through a tiger's body AND for some reason a name of a brand of anabolic steroids used to build (fake) muscle.
Charlie Sheen:

- I am on a drug...
- It's called tigerblood
tigerblood by rikirov March 20, 2011

Tiger Blood 

What enables Charlie Sheen to have epic drug benders every hour on the hour with pornstars and what seperates him from the rest of us 'normal' people.
I got Tiger Blood man... I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, what's not to love?
Tiger Blood by Porter34 March 20, 2011

Tiger Blood 

Blood that makes you impervious to the dangers of addiction.
Me and Charlie Sheen have tiger blood and adonis dna...
Tiger Blood by J Da Cup March 20, 2011

Tiger Blood 

The ultimate form of fluid flowing through your veins. Only know organisms to have this is Charlie Sheen, and tigers.
Man I wish I was Charlie Sheen; with Tiger Blood I could do anything.
Tiger Blood by cheesey2011 March 21, 2011

tiger blood 

What flowed through your veins if you have Adonis DNA.
Man, Charlie Sheen has that TIGER BLOOD! Cause he's got that Adonis DNA, man!
tiger blood by Parabox March 22, 2011