take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line

we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that

by oc-la October 26, 2007

taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.

"I ended up taking a clit last night."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

take a dish

take a bath or bathe much like dishes do

bitch go take a dish with that stank pussy

by moneymar2134 May 15, 2016

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

taking contact

How a Marine or soldier verbally communicates getting shot at. Generally in a firefight, generally with a description of the incident.

Keep your head down bro, we've been taking contact from that mosque for the last 2 hours.

The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday

by TOW Gunner August 2, 2012

take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho

OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry

by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016

Henry take

An extremely poorly thought out take that is contradicting to the common understanding of the subject matter.

Person A: "God, I need the AC on, it is so humid in here"
Henry take: "I love humid weather, I sleep the best when it's really humid and warm!"

Person B: "What is your favourite pizza topping?"

Person A: "Oh, I love pepperoni"
Henry take: "Pepperoni is literally the worst pizza topping!"

by thedeaconofsox August 8, 2021