Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.

Man I took a skidded shit.

by Bigtrek March 25, 2019

shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019

Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.

'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'

by no-kindo May 21, 2018

blazing shits

A gastro eruption

The results of severe gastro eruption is blazing shits.

by The blazing December 17, 2017

pebble shit

when you shit a very small amount (pebble like)

A girl I know took a pebble shit in her pants, it seeped through onto the hotel linens.

by PebbleShitSista April 22, 2018

Shit it and Get it

1. Basically meaning to do something very quickly or faster than the current speed. 2. To haul ass somewhere. 3.Can also describe how fast an object was going.

1. John: Daryl, you need to hurry up man or we'll be late!

Daryl: Come on man,I still got some stuff to get.

John: Well you better shit it and get it! We don't have time to lose!

3. " Did you see how fast that runner was? That guy was shitting it and getting it!"

by ItsSandman May 1, 2018