Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.

Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!

by whatabutthole August 3, 2015

Michael

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

Michael

Michael is a sexy , handsome and caring Michael is someone you can rely on for help and he will always be there when you down

Michael is caring loving and handsome

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Michael

OCB From Heratige academy down to masters in tang soon do I'm not the middle of the trident no what I mean !!!!

Michael.Lowest man on the totem till your back hurts give a nigga a break gangstas...to heros piece out bitches.979440 OcB

by Banana 7 November 27, 2023

michael sinasac

Canada’s finest lad.

He‘s instagram famous ( almost at 10k ) and a member of the infamous and most iconic gang: the CHG.

He is known for his indescribably great personality, his ethereal beauty and for constantly making us faint.

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Michael was born on The 28th june in 2003, which makes him a cancer sun.
His moon and rising signs are unknown.

He owns two dogs and currently lives in Canada.

„Michael Sinasac? Whos dat bro?“

„Gurl how can you no- nvm“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 8, 2019

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024