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The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
by Mike Oxrweelibig May 20, 2020
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Facebook

person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.
by Space Racist March 8, 2023
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Facebook

The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.
Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021
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Facebook Idling

1. having given up on finding anything interesting on Facebook, Facebook Idling involves sitting in front of the Facebook Newsfeed, just waiting for another update that you know won't be any more interesting than the last

2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
Person A: "You must be Facebook Stalking hard right now man; you're not even clicking the mouse!"
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."

Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
by faboer January 16, 2013
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Facebook

Check me out, I'm on Facebook.
by Fkdjshsgabb April 10, 2022
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Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.
Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
by darkfish June 10, 2011
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facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you
Can't trust a bitch that is facebook pretty . Bitches like that have no heart.
by jayspin210 June 17, 2016
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