Draco Malfoy

huge obsession on harry potter. like just tell him u like him!
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.

exhibit A: draco malfoy climbs up a tree and waits for harry to go outside. just for harry.
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him

by batwithdicks December 31, 2020

Draco malfoy

LITERAL DADDY. PERIOD.

Person 1: who is Draco malfoy 😐
Person 2: daddy 😏

by keiramalfoy January 1, 2021

draco malfoy

ugly mf who should drink poo

person 1: do u like draco malfoy or dicaprio better
dicaprihoe 1: leonardo dicaprio ofc

by dumb.skittle January 2, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A sexy mother fucker, the best fictional character alive, such a segsy beast

Omg he is such a Draco Malfoy.

by dracomalfoyissexy January 3, 2021

Dracosexual

Very obsessed with Draco Malfoy

Boy: wanna date?
Me: sorry I am Dracosexual

by Simpfordraco January 9, 2021

Draco

Hot asf Slytherin blonde boy who everyone hates till it's time to simp. Don't forget if your a dumb bitch that I like fucking movie Draco book Draco are not the fucking same thing. Seperate the two other stans.

(oh and Draco stans don't forget that Harry did have it rougher than Draco)

(But why would I want my favorite character to suffer a lot anyways?)

"Hey are you a Draco stan?"

"NO! I hate him he bullied Harry."
( yeah we fucking already know that)
"Until it's time to simp?"
"Yep."

by don'tbestupid February 6, 2021

drAGON BALL

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sceams, all just screams why? becuse why not?

drAGON BALL

by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021