Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

Stinky cheese

I’m Scottish this is as bad as the n word

You stinky cheese

by Nah it’s badddd July 21, 2019

Biggie cheese

An overweight person who is addicted to the smell of cheese

My best friend is a biggie cheese

by Ji jo November 29, 2019

Morning cheese

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

by Swolman09 December 31, 2017

Dildo cheese

Cheese made of dildos

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...

by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

The Cheese Man

A hunk of cheese that you can hook up with for only 9.99 please call 2367645691 for more info!!

The cheese man Is a Lat Lat Boy HUH hunk of cheese HUH

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Cheese balls

When ever you put cheese on your dick and let your dog lick it of

Last night I got so drunk I let my dog lick my cheese balls

by sockfucker January 19, 2020