by dad 01 January 03, 2012
Kaden: You got to be kidding me
Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book
Connor: Well next time don't forget it
Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book
Connor: Well next time don't forget it
by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 30, 2019
When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.
Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'
by Youngy March 11, 2014
A flat-assed women who is overly confident and full of herself. Tends to think she is one of us and enjoys ripping apart families and taking kids away from their homes.
The Bailee women is a real bannock bummed bitch. Watch your kids around her, she prides herself on ruining people's life in the name of helping others.
by Missingtwokidsdreamcatcherlady May 18, 2023
Vagina with pubic hair
by Double Doubles May 02, 2021
This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 13, 2021