Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

BEANS

BEANS(but in caps)

Guy 1: "Beans"

by THE_BEAN_KING May 5, 2021

smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

Boaster named Bean

A smaller sibling who boasts about doing great things.

And sir, your a bit of a boaster named bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 17, 2022

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

/bean

/bean is A alternative to /ban in group chats

Guy1: (bad joke)
Admin:/bean guy1

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

DJ Bean

flicking the bean dj style

Girl 1: I had the craziest orgasm yesterday! Call me DJ Bean
Girl 2: What the fuck

by ava brooke December 8, 2020