Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Slave bracelet and two stiletto knives

Survival on a cross
Use the leather and studs to survive crucifix and wiggle free threw the pierced leather carry own nails for aesthetic.

The slave bracelet and two stiletto knives is essentially edc

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten

lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣

by jeen yuhs March 11, 2022

See Two

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021