Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021

Michael

A sexy amazing beautiful person

I'm going to take Michael to the dance

by Eclipse<3 September 5, 2021

Michael

He got a big DICK

DAMN my nigga MICHAEL GOT A BIG DICK

by Cheesebrbrman September 6, 2021

Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends

"Michael claro is gay"

by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021

Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny

Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!

by david123-123 September 20, 2021

Michaél

A real ass nigga

Damn it's Michaél he's a real ass nigga

by _random__ September 26, 2021