A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.
by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022
Get the oh michael mug.Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)
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Get the Bradley Michael Baasch mug.A character from the movie series Peaky Blinders. The actor, that played as Michael Gray's real name is Finn Cole, the brother of co-actor in the same series - Joe Cole
by sammay BG September 28, 2022
Get the Michael Gray mug.When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirge mug.by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022
Get the carter Michael thornton mug.When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
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NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
by . .-.. ... . October 4, 2022
Get the Michael mug.Michaels are usally a tall, lanky, sexy man. Ginger hair, pale blue eyes that look out of this world, because you won’t see any eyes like his. Has the biggest dick you will ever see, and he is slow and gentle with his touch.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
cute girl: “omg who is that tall ginger climbing that tree over there??”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
by slushygoonie October 11, 2022
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