cheese piss

When something is extremely cheesy. Usually refers to bad music and other forms of media

Dude this song is total cheese piss

by rekot eno rebmun May 23, 2014

sweet as cheese

when something is going smoothly or well, to the point where its sweet as cheese

mate how'd your footy team go on the weekend? yeah we won ay, sweet as cheese

by jonesma1 September 7, 2010

Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

by Chris&CP September 13, 2011

cheese dog

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015

booger cheese

Booger cheese is the crust from a pulled booger that is left on the face or cheek.

Or

A crusty booger left on clothes or on the wall of a bathroom stall.

Or

A booger that has been flicked on the back of an unsuspecting pedestrian crossing the street.

After wiping his nose, Tommy left the remnants of a booger on his cheek.

"You need to clip them nose hairs before you get that booger cheese on me Nicca!"

by Lil' Dookie October 31, 2013

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

cheese eater

A "rat". A snitch, slimy two faced, backstabbing coward telltale who probably also will eat the cheese out of somebody's dirty underwear if it will keep them out of jail!

The reason Jon didn't go to jail is because he is a cheese eater! Told on all his friends and got zero time. Rotten stinking cheese eater!

by annoyedbypeople December 19, 2015