cock haze

the haze in which one functions after a weekend in bed with significant other.

"I was in such a cock haze during my Monday moring meeting, I could not focus."

by k-girl September 11, 2005

cock rag

a dirty sock/underware/other random thing
2 clean cum up after some nerd jacking off.

this cock rag is hardening

by notnerd July 19, 2006

Cock spank

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.

Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!

by CoCoa May 13, 2005

Moby cock

Someone whos laugh changes from laughing like a fat bear to sqealing like a mouse, this laugh is used to attract a mate, they also use their eyebrows to send signs to their fellow moby cocks, also cant stand still because they need a shit, they also have a back full of pubes which they use to scare off predators.

Hey lee, that moby cock is wiggling his eyebrows at us again

by darren and lee November 16, 2006

inappropriate cock

The act of cocking a firearm when it does not achieve any practical purpose, other than to create dramatic effect or just to show off the fact that you are in possession of a gun. Similar to the dramatic gun cock.

In the TV series LOST, actors had an on-screen competition of who could pull off the most inappropriate cocks.

by outlaw pr June 17, 2010

Bang Cock

An act by which a victim is struck in the testicles after the assailant asks a question pertaining to the victim's knowledge of the city Bangkok or by which someone is struck in the testicles unprovoked and the assailant exclaims BANG COCK during the attack. In all cases the assailant will exclaim BANG COCK during the attack. Is a play on words pertaining to the capital city of Thailand which is Bangkok. Likely originated from peoples amusement with the name of the city sounding like "bang cock" and this amusement was then expressed in a physical act of throwing an object or striking, in some way, someones testicles while exclaiming the name of the city.

Bob: Hey bill do you know what the capital of Thailand is?
Bill: dude fuck you, not again..
Bob: **Strikes bill in the bag for the 3rd time** BANG COCK!!

by psyentist420 March 15, 2009

cock block

Fleda Definition: When Someone Or Something Interferes With Your Game. There Are Three Levels To Cock Blocking

Level 1 Cock Block- When Someone Interferes With Your Game

Level 2 Cock Block- When You Intefere With Your Own Game

Level 3 Cock Block- When Your Shit Gets Chopped Off... Thrown In The Air... Shot Down... And Then A-Town Stomped On (Figuratively Speaking)

Ex. Level 1- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck Until Drew Walked in and cock blocked us.

Ex. Level 2- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck But I Went Limp and cock blocked myself

Ex. Level 3- Me And My Girl Were Fucking And I Was About To Cum, But my Friend Came In and I Shot Him... Damn Level 3... The Ulitimate Cock Block

by COSTAS Level of CockBlocking May 8, 2009